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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.