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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!