Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.