Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Pm Jokes More Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off