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Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.