Because he is PM not AM
Netanyahoo
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Because 789
Crimea river
Bombay.
Take me to your leader!
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Natural selection.
Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
They both like to pork.