Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y