Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.