Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.