Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Love

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!