Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Bit Coin Jokes More Bit Coin Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.