Pm Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Search Engine Jokes More Search Engine Jokes

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".