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One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
About a day
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
A few months ago
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
