What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.