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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.