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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.