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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.