What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.