What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.