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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself