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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.