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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them