What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."