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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.