What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."