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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.