What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch