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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!