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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks