What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.