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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me