What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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Marma'lady

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At the spa-getti.

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Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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He's already got a Thor Axe.

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To Mecca Bingo.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.