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What do you need to poop in the forest?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking