What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.