What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.