What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.