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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.