What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What's green and german?

Snotzis.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives