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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.