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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.