What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!