What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener