What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him