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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.