What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!