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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

Removed