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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.