What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.