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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus