What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

They were all born on holidays.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.