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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Web Development.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.