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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Short Temper Jokes More Short Temper Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.