Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.