Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.