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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Short Temper Jokes More Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.