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Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.