Short Temper Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's