Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.