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Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!