Short tempers.
A crab apple.
Because they're crab apples!
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Star Wars.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
A midget.
A dead one...
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
A bookworm!
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!