Short Temper Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog