Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)