What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

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What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms