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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms