What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.