What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.