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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms