What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms