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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

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How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms