What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.