Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
It cost an arm and a leg
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
For a self'a steam.
L'oueftwaffe.
When it's French fried.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.