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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Common Tater Jokes More Common Tater Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!