What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!