What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!