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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!