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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Common Tater Jokes More Common Tater Jokes

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!