What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.