What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor