What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing