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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor