What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!