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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757