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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!