What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing