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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.