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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!