What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.