What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.