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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Lunartick Jokes More Lunartick Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.