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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......