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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What's your first name?

Avoids

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Suicidal Jokes More Suicidal Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......