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Suicidal Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Curiosity Jokes More Curiosity Jokes

What do you call a suicidal cat?

Curiosity.

What's a mouse's best friend?

Curiosity!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Pingu Jokes More Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!