Suicidal Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Room Mate Jokes More Room Mate Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R