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Suicidal Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Black Cop Jokes More Black Cop Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Room Mate Jokes More Room Mate Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.