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Black Cop Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do you call an electro-food?

It's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives?

The police officer

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.