Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between a black man and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.