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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Ipad Mini Jokes More Ipad Mini Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad