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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.