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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!