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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria