Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.