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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.