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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".