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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.