What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue