What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.