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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!