Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.