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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.