Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.