Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Iron Man Suit Jokes More Iron Man Suit Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Fedora Explorer Jokes More Fedora Explorer Jokes

What do you call an atheist cartoon?

Fedora the explorer

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.