Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

M'laysia Jokes More M'laysia Jokes

What is a neck beard's favorite country?

M'Laysia

What's a neckbeard's favourite country?

M'laysia

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money