Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country?

M'laysia

What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue