Fedora Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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M'genta

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What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.