Fedora Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Fedora Explorer Jokes More Fedora Explorer Jokes

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What do you call an atheist cartoon?

Fedora the explorer

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.