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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow