Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill