What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!