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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you