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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why are pills white?

Because they work.