What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.