Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you