Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!