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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills