Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you