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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!