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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill