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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.