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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.