Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.