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Who drives?

The police officer

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.