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Who drives?

The police officer

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!