Who drives?

The police officer

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Who is driving?

A cop.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.