What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

To keep the swelling down.