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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.