What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.