What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What color is ice?

Hielo.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.