What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids