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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.