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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe