When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.