When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.