When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.