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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.