What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!