What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.