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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.