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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.