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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.