What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.