Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even