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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.