Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."