Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.