Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver