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Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming