What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.