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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.