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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married