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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married