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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married