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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Bing Jokes More Bing Jokes

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon