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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite