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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!