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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite