What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite