Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Tie his hands behind his back
Replace the laces with earphones.
I dunno. Let's google it!
Google.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.