What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.