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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.