How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.