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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.