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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!