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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.