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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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A doctor

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Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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A Micromanager.

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.