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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.