What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.