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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.