Little Patient Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Short Guy Jokes More Short Guy Jokes

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."