Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.