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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.