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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...