Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Little Patient Jokes More Little Patient Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!