Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.